... Dio recounts an Trade in between Elagabalus and also the nicely-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus resolved the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'Do not call me lord, I am a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus asking his doctors to provide him the equal of a woman's vagina via a surgical incision. ^The law clo